| REVEREND BOB'S BEER AND BARBECUE BIG TENT BIBLE REVIVAL the reverend robert randall couldn't get a handle on how to draw a crowd he passed out pamphlets, he pitched his tent he preached his sermons loud to draw bees you need honey so the preacher prophesied his marketing strategy would have to change to effectively proselytize jesus fetched his followers for a friendly fish fry and he supplied the wine bob figured ribs and a couple hundred chickens with some beer oughta work just fine so he bought some beef from his buddy the butcher he carted in a couple cold kegs a multitude amassed in a line a mile long before he drove in the last tent pegs it's beans with bacon and brimstone a sermon with the sauce on the side buttered cornbread while the good book is read get a bud and get baptized desperate times call for desperate means it's a matter of survival it's reverend bob's beer and barbecue big tent bible revival the reverend randall's been packin' em in with porkchops and god's good word his barbecue sauce is as hot as hell it helps to get his message heard they wash it all down with a mug of cold suds and toast the devil's rival at reverend bob's beer and barbecue big tent bible revival yeah it's beans with bacon and brimstone a sermon with the sauce on the side buttered cornbread while the good book is read get a bud and get baptized desperate times call for desperate means it's a matter of survival it's reverend bob's beer and barbecue big top bible revival come to reverend bob's beer and barbecue big top bible revival |