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REVEREND BOB'S BEER AND BARBECUE BIG TENT BIBLE REVIVAL

the reverend robert randall couldn't get a handle
on how to draw a crowd
he passed out pamphlets, he pitched his tent
he preached his sermons loud
to draw bees you need honey
so the preacher prophesied
his marketing strategy would have to change
to effectively proselytize

jesus fetched his followers for a friendly fish fry
and he supplied the wine
bob figured ribs and a couple hundred chickens
with some beer oughta work just fine
so he bought some beef from his buddy the butcher
he carted in a couple cold kegs
a multitude amassed in a line a mile long
before he drove in the last tent pegs

     it's beans with bacon and brimstone
     a sermon with the sauce on the side
     buttered cornbread while the good book is read
     get a bud and get baptized
     desperate times call for desperate means
     it's a matter of survival
     it's reverend bob's beer and barbecue big tent bible revival

the reverend randall's been packin' em in
with porkchops and god's good word
his barbecue sauce is as hot as hell
it helps to get his message heard
they wash it all down with a mug of cold suds
and toast the devil's rival
at reverend bob's beer and barbecue
big tent bible revival

     yeah it's beans with bacon and brimstone
     a sermon with the sauce on the side
     buttered cornbread while the good book is read
     get a bud and get baptized
     desperate times call for desperate means
     it's a matter of survival
     it's reverend bob's beer and barbecue big top bible revival
     come to reverend bob's beer and barbecue big top bible revival